- Baby Shark – I am sure you have all heard it by now, they even play it at selected nightclubs, what!!!! This song was funny to start with but when your son wants it played over and over again it can slowly drive you insane. If it isn’t Baby Shark it is Baby Car, Baby Monkey and so on.
- Peppa Pig – I thought when Skye stopped liking Peppa Pig we would never have to endure it again. Having a boy this time I expected Paw Patrol, Postman Pat things like that would be on the TV but oh no, we have another one totally OBSESSED with Peppa Pig. We know all the words to every episode, what will happen next. Also, Peppa Pig is rather rude to her parents, don’t you think?
- You know when adults wake up, most like to ease themselves awake, a kind of routine, get up, dressed and have a cup of tea or coffee in peace before you can function. Doesn’t happen with a toddler, nope! They wake up most of the time before you so the peace is gone but they can’t just sit still while you drink your cup of goodness while waking yourself up, they are jumping around the living room like a Tasmanian devil, terrorising the dogs and cat who are now barking and meowing and you just sit there hoping it is really a dream. Where do they get the energy?
- Repeat after me…toddlers are little parrots, they will repeat everything, even things you really don’t want them repeating. I was watching something the other day and they said dickhead, well this is like a super special word now, everyone he sees he calls a dickhead. I phoned the home phone from upstairs earlier today as I am lazy and didn’t want to shout downstairs to Rog, well as soon as Rog said hello Zander laughed and said…dickhead. Please ground open up and swallow me up now!
What toddler things drive you mad?